When Planning the Bigamist's Funeral,
first divide the seating into sections:
- To the right for the wife's family
- To the left for the other wife's family
- and in the middle blood relations of the deseased
Up front by the coffin: the entertainment:
A juggler, agile and dexterous, with two nubile assistants
The juggler will twirll six spinning knives in the air
The assistants will sit on the coffin in skimpy outfits
Order liquor.
-- Mar Walker
The PROMPT: Write a poem in which you combine a speaker and an event that normally don’t go together